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89 Meet and Greet photos were taken at the Hair Nation Festival in Irvine, CA on September 18, where fans with VIP tickets could pose with headliners Bret Michaels of Poison and Vince Neil of Motley Crue. Bret Michaels, a consummate professional, looks the same in all of them. Vince Neil, on the other hand... well, his mind wandered a bit.
That time we were opening for Ozzy and we got off the bus and Ozzy snorted ants off a popsicle stick he found on the street...
I'm really feeling like the third wheel.
I guess I should have diversified my portfolio.
How much farther away can I stand and still be in the frame?
Can we charge extra for hand-holding?
That time Tommy got stuck upside down on the rollercoaster drum kit in the rafters of Staples Center... kinda funny now but it was scary at the time.
I don't know why this dude is dressed for golfing, but it reminds me to look into Motley Crue mini-golf. Hey, if KISS can do it, why can't we?
Being bored on the road, breaking bottles over each other's heads and swallowing light bulbs, was waaaay more fun than this.
I want to walk into the light.