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You Need To Follow The TSA Instagram Right Now

Where else are you gonna find a bag of eels, really?

Sometimes people do the darndest things. Like, say, try to smuggle 92 pounds of marijuana through the airport security line.

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Thankfully, the TSA has an informative/hilarious Instagram page that captures some of the best things recovered in security searches.

Like this medieval ball and chain.

Their Insta chronicles typical confiscated items, like handguns.

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This one was loaded.

To the truly bizarre.

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Fun fact: Anything that resembles a hand grenade is gonna get confiscated.

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Oh sure, take your bag of eels across state lines.

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According to the TSA, "the passenger was attempting to transport 163 marine tropical fish and 22 invertebrates" into Venezuela.

Or your pantyhose filled with tiny snakes.

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Yes, that's an actual thing someone tried to smuggle through a security checkpoint.

There are tons of weapons confiscated, like this smoke grenade.

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People are always trying to smuggle hand grenades through, for some reason.

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Some people use ~creative~ means of trying to smuggle weapons through — like stuffed animals.

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This knife was found stuffed into the sole of a shoe.

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This inert grenade was stuffed inside a stuffed animal penguin.

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And these knife blades were found taped into a Scooby Doo greeting card.

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YOINKS!

Important rule: You may check your sword in your luggage but you can't put it in your carry-on.

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The account also features the cute doggies of the TSA K9 unit. THIS IS ROKO.

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And here is Hilbert. HILBERT!

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So remember: Have a great trip and leave your C4 explosive at home.

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