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Y'all, Somebody Made A Damn Movie Trailer To Sell A $100 Million House And It's The Most Fucking Extra Thing Ever

What is the what is the what is happpppening here?

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Listen, I don't have $100 million, but I do have three minutes and a deep sense of irony, which is why I DEEPLY enjoyed watching this RED BAND TRAILER FOR A DAMN HOUSE.

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You want relaxation? The house has a ~wellness center~ that includes a cold and hot plunge bath, a steam room, and massage room. Plus it has its own beauty salon with manicure and pedicure station.

The house also COMES WITH ALL THE ART, FURNITURE, AND CARS PICTURED. The house is fitted with more than $2 million in art, including original Damien Hirst paintings and an Andy Warhol portrait of Muhammad Ali.

It also comes equipped with a champagne vault, fully stocked with 170 bottles of Cristal champagne.

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And psssst, there's also a dining room containing 944 wine bottles, because of course.

And anybody who buys this house can't actually be expected to DO anything for themselves. So the house comes complete with its own house concierge for the first two years. Yes, a person is included in the deal.

But hey, if you're wondering if the women pictured in the video are included in the price of the house — womp womp — they're not.

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But! House PR lead Alexander Ali did tell BuzzFeed "they'll come to the new owner's house warming party." So there's that.

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