This Bizarre Japanese Contraption Claims To Stop Your Breasts From Sagging
Boob nightmares, we all have them.
Boobs are great and all, but sometimes they're a pain in the butt.
Thankfully, someone in Japan created this v. useful, not-at-all creepy HAND CONTRAPTION to massage your boobs.
"Normally a woman doesn't want a hand on her breasts like this uninvited," explains the description for the Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager. "If you agonize about a sagging bust, don't worry. You are not alone!" GOOD TO KNOW!
How do you use it? First ~massage~ the back, then the side, then from underneath.
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This image is called "boob gymnastics," BTW.
You can get one of your own for just $52 from Japan Trend Shop.
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And in case you were wondering, the hand is modeled off of designer Takiko Shindo's OWN HAND.
Here it is in — ahhhhhhh! — action.
Click here to see one woman gently rake another woman's boobs.
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As you do.