These signs began appearing this past week around north Brooklyn, advertising a Fian-SALÉ.

But wait! It's not what you think!
For clarity:

Sadly, no fiancés will be on offer, but plenty of vintage dresses, antique furniture, and books will.

And also that you're having a yard sale.
Again, she's MOVING IN WITH HER FIANCÉ, but you shouldn't expect to buy one at this yard sale.