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This is what your internal monologue generally looks like.
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You literally don't understand people who skip meals.
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*Skepticism intensifies*
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These people are like magical aliens to you.
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Because you operate at one of two settings most of the time.
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You know how to multitask.
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And you've developed special skills.
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This is how someone woos you.
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And this is how time actually passes for you.
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Food is the best way to get you in a better frame of mind.
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And being deprived of food requires major strength.
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When you're hungry you have NO patience.
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Why do you love eating? Food won't play games with your emotions.
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You know your special skills.
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You hear people talking about being "full," but you are like "does not compute."
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You're always on a quest.
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And yeah, sure, you have goals.
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But you always know what's real.
