Guys, we need to talk.
This...is a judgment free zone. And I need to tell you about a person found on Craigslist, who's looking to pop some zits.
Yep, someone posted an ad in the Midtown Manhattan area looking for a person with "pimples/acne/blackheads...[who] would allow me to pop them."
Just so we're clear, this person wants to POP YOUR ZITS FOR YOU. And they'll even pay you for the honor.
"I am one of the popaholic [sic] obsessed with watching videos of blackheads/pimples/sebaceous filaments being picked at or popped. I thought I give [sic] myself a holiday present this year and pop some pimples of my own. Only I don't seem to have any. This is where you come in. If you have pimples/acne/blackheads and would allow me to pop them I would be so extremely grateful.
I would pay you too. $45 an hour.
Please send pictures of what you would let me pop and your availability.