Guys, it was a good year to be a snake.
Snakes were everywhere in the news/your life.
Snakes were ON THE COME UP.
Snakes really came into their own during the #KimExposedTaylorParty kerfuffle between T. Swift, and Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
The snake emoji really thrived.
It had a LIFE OF ITS OWN.
But also real-life snakes HAD A REALLY GREAT YEAR. They were in everybody's houses.* Like this 16-foot python that slid on into this woman's bedroom in the middle of the night.
And there was the HORRIFIED woman who found two pythons fighting in her pool — over the love of a third snake.
But then snakes made it into the stratosphere — LITERALLY. There were MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON MOTHERFUCKING PLANES. OK, one snake on a plane. That's really enough, right?
Please enjoy the entire horror show here:
You guys, this dude had the tip of his penis bitten by a python that came up through his toilet.
TOILET PYTHONS ARE MY LITERAL NIGHTMARE. Also, he's OK.