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Halloween isn't for everyone.
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There's a lot of pressure to come up with a good costume.
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Something really clever and funny.
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Some of us would just rather not.
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You go ahead and douse yourself in zombie makeup but we'll be over here watching movies and staying in instead.
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So just don't get mad if some of us put in, like, ZERO EFFORT.
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Or aren't really psyched to dress up like one of the members of Scooby Do this year.
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It's just a lot of frickin' pressure.
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So like, chill out. Let Halloween haters do our thing.
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And we won't get ~too~ mad when you get fake blood all over our new fucking couch.
