Some Terrible Genius Made Cowboy Boot Sandals

    This is straight up Nopeasaurus Rex.

    You know how sometimes you're like, "Jesus, my calves are freezing but my toes just need to BREATHE?"

    You've got this. Thanks to cowboy boot sandals.

    They're the invention of cobbler/evil genius Scotty Franklin of Springfield, Missouri, who'll customize a pair for you over at Redneck Boot Sandals.

    For $50, he will turn your regular boring cowboy boots into boot sandal monstrosities.

    Expensive? Yes. But a small price to pay for ~toe freedom~.

    H/T Dangerous Minds