As one Clemson University sophomore explains, the "dadbod" says, "I go to the gym occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eating eight slices of pizza at a time."
Or Seth Rogen.
And def. Leo Dicaprio, whose dadbod has not prevented him from dating half the current roster of Victoria's Secret Angels.
Other noted dadbods include Val Kilmer.
Jonah Hill.
And Jack Black.
Of course, there are dadbods who do it just for acting roles. Like Christian Bale, who dadbodded in American Hustle.
Or Rob McElhenne, who went full dadbod for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
But then there are the legit, hardcore, real-deal dadbods.
The ones who have given over to time and pizza.
The dadbod that's just gonna let it all hang out.
And has finally given up on its former glory days.
Dadbods, we salute you, in all your lumpy, soft, hairy glory.