DadBody Is The Body All Men Should Strive For

    ~I will be your father figure~.

    Sure, everybody loves a ~hot bod~ rippling with abs, tight buns, and that awesome little hip divot thing.

    Who doesn't love a 6-, 8-, or 12-pack staring you in the face, asking you to love it?

    But consider for a moment, there might be another way. THE WAY OF THE DADBOD.

    Say what?

    As one Clemson University sophomore explains, the "dadbod" says, "I go to the gym occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eating eight slices of pizza at a time."

    Or Seth Rogen.

    And def. Leo Dicaprio, whose dadbod has not prevented him from dating half the current roster of Victoria's Secret Angels.

    Other noted dadbods include Val Kilmer.

    Jonah Hill.

    And Jack Black.

    Of course, there are dadbods who do it just for acting roles. Like Christian Bale, who dadbodded in American Hustle.

    Or Rob McElhenne, who went full dadbod for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    But then there are the legit, hardcore, real-deal dadbods.

    The ones who have given over to time and pizza.

    The dadbod that's just gonna let it all hang out.

    And has finally given up on its former glory days.

    Dadbods, we salute you, in all your lumpy, soft, hairy glory.

    Never change.