Sure, everybody loves a ~hot bod~ rippling with abs, tight buns, and that awesome little hip divot thing.
Who doesn't love a 6-, 8-, or 12-pack staring you in the face, asking you to love it?
But consider for a moment, there might be another way. THE WAY OF THE DADBOD.
Say what?
As one Clemson University sophomore explains, the "dadbod" says, "I go to the gym occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eating eight slices of pizza at a time."
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You know, like Jason Segel might.
Or Seth Rogen.
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And def. Leo Dicaprio, whose dadbod has not prevented him from dating half the current roster of Victoria's Secret Angels.
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Other noted dadbods include Val Kilmer.
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Jonah Hill.
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And Jack Black.
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Of course, there are dadbods who do it just for acting roles. Like Christian Bale, who dadbodded in American Hustle.
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Or Rob McElhenne, who went full dadbod for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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But then there are the legit, hardcore, real-deal dadbods.
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Right Russell Crowe?
The ones who have given over to time and pizza.
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Adam Sandler is giving peak dadbod here.
The dadbod that's just gonna let it all hang out.
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Right, Denzel?
And has finally given up on its former glory days.
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NSYNC? MORE LIKE DADSYNC.
Dadbods, we salute you, in all your lumpy, soft, hairy glory.
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Hi, Alec Baldwin.
Never change.
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Not that you would, Vince Vaughn.