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    DadBody Is The Body All Men Should Strive For

    ~I will be your father figure~.

    Sure, everybody loves a ~hot bod~ rippling with abs, tight buns, and that awesome little hip divot thing.

    Who doesn't love a 6-, 8-, or 12-pack staring you in the face, asking you to love it?

    But consider for a moment, there might be another way. THE WAY OF THE DADBOD.

    Say what?

    As one Clemson University sophomore explains, the "dadbod" says, "I go to the gym occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eating eight slices of pizza at a time."

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    You know, like Jason Segel might.

    Or Seth Rogen.

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    And def. Leo Dicaprio, whose dadbod has not prevented him from dating half the current roster of Victoria's Secret Angels.

    Other noted dadbods include Val Kilmer.


    Jonah Hill.

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    And Jack Black.


    Of course, there are dadbods who do it just for acting roles. Like Christian Bale, who dadbodded in American Hustle.

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    Or Rob McElhenne, who went full dadbod for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


    But then there are the legit, hardcore, real-deal dadbods.


    Right Russell Crowe?

    The ones who have given over to time and pizza.

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    Adam Sandler is giving peak dadbod here.

    The dadbod that's just gonna let it all hang out.

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    Right, Denzel?

    And has finally given up on its former glory days.



    Dadbods, we salute you, in all your lumpy, soft, hairy glory.

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    Hi, Alec Baldwin.

    Never change.

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    Not that you would, Vince Vaughn.