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DadBody Is The Body All Men Should Strive For

~I will be your father figure~.

Sure, everybody loves a ~hot bod~ rippling with abs, tight buns, and that awesome little hip divot thing.

Who doesn't love a 6-, 8-, or 12-pack staring you in the face, asking you to love it?

But consider for a moment, there might be another way. THE WAY OF THE DADBOD.

Say what?

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As one Clemson University sophomore explains, the "dadbod" says, "I go to the gym occasionally, but I also drink heavily on the weekends and enjoy eating eight slices of pizza at a time."

You know, like Jason Segel might.
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You know, like Jason Segel might.

Or Seth Rogen.

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And def. Leo Dicaprio, whose dadbod has not prevented him from dating half the current roster of Victoria's Secret Angels.

Other noted dadbods include Val Kilmer.

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Jonah Hill.

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And Jack Black.

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Of course, there are dadbods who do it just for acting roles. Like Christian Bale, who dadbodded in American Hustle.

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Or Rob McElhenne, who went full dadbod for It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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But then there are the legit, hardcore, real-deal dadbods.

Right Russell Crowe?
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Right Russell Crowe?

The ones who have given over to time and pizza.

Adam Sandler is giving peak dadbod here.
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Adam Sandler is giving peak dadbod here.

The dadbod that's just gonna let it all hang out.

Right, Denzel?
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Right, Denzel?

And has finally given up on its former glory days.

NSYNC? MORE LIKE DADSYNC.
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NSYNC? MORE LIKE DADSYNC.

Dadbods, we salute you, in all your lumpy, soft, hairy glory.

Hi, Alec Baldwin.
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Hi, Alec Baldwin.

Never change.

Not that you would, Vince Vaughn.
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Not that you would, Vince Vaughn.

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