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    Updated on Sep 2, 2020. Posted on Oct 25, 2016

    Grabbing Your Own Boob Is The Best Thing In The World

    An earnest letter of recommendation.

    Hey, people with boobs! Let's talk!

    I think we can all agree one of the best feelings in life is holding onto your own boob.

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    I'm not arguing for HOLDING YOUR BOOBS in public. And please, DO NOT DO THIS TO ANYONE ELSE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT. But!

    When you're at home, watching some TV, chilling with your cats, and a bottle of wine, slipping your hand under the collar of your shirt and holding dat boob is just so comforting.

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    It is the boob version of hanging out with your hand down your pants.

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    Not that you couldn't do both, of course.

    If you've never done it before (which, LOL), here's how: Simply free your boobs from boob jail (aka a bra), reach into the collar of your shirt, and lovingly cup your breast on the opposite side of your body.

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    ET VOILA!

    The boob is the warm, soft space the hand is craving, especially when it's cold out.

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    It's Oprah in a bubble bath with candles and a glass of Champers. This move is exactly what hands and boobs were meant for.

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    Even Rita Ora does it!

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    (Who is she?)

    The boob grab move is good for the soul, and good for the tits.

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    So give it a try: You and your boobs will thank you.