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11 Craigslist Ads That Will Make Your Skin Crawl

Are you a monster, bro?

Finding an apartment can be annoying, but it shouldn't be the most fucking CREEPY THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE IN YOUR LIFE.

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And yet. Looking for living situations on Craigslist can sometimes involve wading through a bunch of human garbage fires.

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1. Are you a female in need of an "arrangement"?

2. Free rent, just don't ~talk ghetto~ and have "class" but also be down to fuck your roommate in exchange for a living situation, nbd.

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Just to be clear.

3. This guy has a "california kin side bed" and a FAX.

i was about to swipe left but then u said fax.
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i was about to swipe left but then u said fax.

4. $10 room for housekeeping and "companionship."

5. Live in this guy's house for $200 as long as you let him come over and have sex with you whenever he wants.

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I was wondering if he had this arrangement with all the roommates in the house or just this one. So I asked him.

OMG SO SPECIAL.
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OMG SO SPECIAL.

6. Enjoy a room in a luxe high-rise surrounded by a bunch of heavy weights that could potentially kill you.

1 or 2 people women ONLY.
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1 or 2 people women ONLY.

7. Are you an understanding young lady? Otherwise back off.

8. Mabey FWB?

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9. Cool story, married bro.

10. It's totally normal to put your height, weight, and race in a housing ad, right? And ask for cuddling, also? I'm NEW TO THIS.

11. And finally, go ahead, be Mitch's seafaring babe.

Just be sweet, happy, and curvy. Large breasts are a plus. Duh.
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Just be sweet, happy, and curvy. Large breasts are a plus. Duh.

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