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There Are So Many Creepy Dolls In This Real Estate Listing, I'm Screaming

SPOT THEM ALL.

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This is 1077 Main Street, a gorgeous house for sale in Fleischmanns, NY.

For $349,000 this 11-bedroom, 7-bathroom Victorian mansion — built in 1900 — could be yours. Which is cool. But...guys, can we TALK ABOUT THE DOLL SITUATION?

Now, obviously this house has been lovingly restored back to its original condition.

And someone painstakingly decorated it with period-appropriate pieces.

But there are just so many dolls.

DO YOU SEE ALL THE DOLLS?

OFFERING YOU SEATS...

CHILLING IN BABY BUGGIES.

PLAYING YOU THE PIANO.

IDLY STANDING BY THE COUCH HASTENING YOU TO AN EARLY GRAVE.

AND...OH MY GOD.

OH. MY. GOD.

~~WELCOME TO OUR HOME~~

In conclusion: How many dolls does this beautiful house contain? TOO MANY.

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