On Tuesday, the hashtag #StupidQuestionsForBartenders started trending, and bartenders began sharing the silliest things people had said to them.
Is there an "unhappy hour?" #StupidQuestionsForBartenders
There were ~jokes~.
If I order a screwdriver, can you make sure it's a Phillips head? #StupidQuestionsForBartenders
Like, a lot of ~jokes~.
#StupidQuestionsForBartenders Did you pass the bar exam?
And just a general high level of cluelessness.
Why the hell would I want rocks in my drink? #StupidQuestionsForBartenders @OpenMicRejects
People clearly don't understand how olives work.
Do your Martinis come with gluten-free olives? #StupidQuestionsForBartenders @TheHashtagGame @HashtagRoundup
Orrrrr gin and tonics.
#StupidQuestionsForBartenders What's in a gin and tonic?
Or just, like, BEING DRUNK.
If I take one more shot, will you give me my keys back? #StupidQuestionsForBartenders
I mean, isn't it obvious?
What's in a rum and Coke? #StupidQuestionsForBartenders
Really.
#StupidQuestionsForBartenders Why don't you serve Miners? They work hard getting coal out of the ground. Don't they deserve a drink?
No.
#StupidQuestionsForBartenders Can I have a coke to go with the rum I have in my purse.
The moral of the story? Sometimes it's better to say nothing at all.
#StupidQuestionsForBartenders is your bar tender ?