As/Is·Posted on Oct 12, 2014Baby Alpacas In Sweaters: A Love StoryTurn up for alpaca fanfic.by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Franklin, Jan, and Steven took a turn around the pen, looking prim in polka dots and solids. Dede Biles/Aiken Standard Jan ignored Franklin's advances, despite him modeling a very lovely blue crewneck number. Dede Biles/Aiken Standard They made such a cute couple, Franklin opined. Dede Biles/Aikin Standard But nope, Jan wasn't having it. Dede Biles/Aiken Standard Franklin, dejected, would have to move on. Dede Biles/Aiken Standard There was Carissa, whose stripe-y poly-blend complimented her caramel fur. Dede Biles/Aiken Standard Or Penelope, whose red cableknit really looked pretty great. Dede Biles/Aiken Standard Or Heather, in the camo knit (who to be honest, might already have a thing with José). Dede Biles/Aiken Standard "Perhaps one of these girls could love me for me", he thought. "Perhaps one of these be-sweatered ladies could be the perfect match. I'll get over my heartache and learn to love again!" Dede Biles/Aiken Standard Which is, of course, exactly when Jan decided she wanted him after all. Dede Biles/AIken Standard ALPACAS!