A Designer Is Selling A Fake Paper Bag For $1,100 Because Of Course
The world is a vampire.
This is a Balenciaga shopping bag.

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And THIS is a Balenciaga shopping bag.

One costs pennies, and one costs...$1,100.

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That's because the one on the left is paper, and the one on the right is made from 100% calfskin and features silver metal hardware. Also, it's from BALENCIAAAAAAAAAAAAGA. Also it's ALREADY SOLD OUT because the world is a vampire.
But, so, how do you look when you're carrying it around? This guy's whole vibe says "I'm just a cool dad with a lot of disposable income waiting for my daughter and her friends outside the Short Hills Mall."

While this guy's look is very Patrick Bateman-meets-Beetlejuice-on-the-River-Kwai.

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Both, you know, are certainly a look.
Keep in mind, this is the same fancy designer brand that made a $2,145 Ikea bag.
Kudos to you, Balenciaga, for doing the most!
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