3. Mr. Yoshi is questioning why he decided to follow the latest trends.
4. Neko is seriously pissed about how big her butt looks in the mirror.
5. Chief Tofu is really questioning a lot of his recent choices.
6. Jeff is going to his “special” place, just like he practiced with his therapist.
9. Daisy wishes everyone would stop mistaking her for Batman.
10. King Louie’s begun irrationally taking it out on the foliage.
14. Goober has taken to deep, dreamless sleeps, hoping it will all just go away.
15. Franklin watches his proud cousins on the telly, wondering where it all went wrong.
16. Princess Rajah looks in askance to her hirsute companion Mr. Buttersby. He offers no soft words of reassurance.
17. Ever since his tragic haircut, Bobby’s drinking has gotten out of control.
20. “Close your eyes for a second,” warns Clyde, “and my boots will pounce on you.”
22. Ever since the shave, Alistair doesn’t even care if his team wins anymore.
23. Germaine is afraid there’s no way she’ll catch a mouse like this.
25. Elliott continues to hide his head in shame, unable to eat the merest morsles of kibble
26. It’s a good thing the summer haircut comes but once (or twice) a year, thinks Penelope.
- Arkansas has carried out the first double execution since 2000. The state had scheduled 8 executions before a key drug expires.
- "Stealthing," or purposefully removing a condom during sex without consent, has become a new trend. But victims say it is another form of assault.
- The same Russian hackers who interfered in the 2016 US presidential election are now active in German and French politics 💻
- A popular app changed the name of a filter after people complained it whitewashes them. The filter still lightens your skin though 🤔