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If you really cared about the sanctity of marriage, you wouldn't use a goofy ass piece of shit wedding hashtag, Kailyee & Preston
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How the foundation looks under Sephora lighting v how it looks when I put it on at home
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Kim Kardashian shopped for a Christmas tree and a pumpkin in the same day because there is no such thing as time ex… https://t.co/mE5xN9JKmM
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See that sad girl up on the hill with tears ? That's not me..I'm the one over there running away from a goose with a corn dog in my hand.
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One undeniable perk of being an adult is you can use "I'm tired" as a way to get out of anything: a social event, a conversation, a marriage
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if you're supposed to dress for the job you want i wanna be harry styles
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i'm not okay
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my aesthetic is paying $16 for a rum & coke and dancing to a dj set reminiscent of a hollister store in 2009
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We get it, Richard Spencer, your dad hated you and your penis is weird.
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Behind every great woman is some gross dude walking uncomfortably close and saying "mmmm niiice" under his breath.
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This image cured my depression
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Now she's falling asleep, and I'm calling a crab.
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"hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gaaaaaal"
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business emails are so boring, so full of jargon
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idk what's happening on twitter but I'm pretty sure I tossed out my prescription glasses by accident so here have a… https://t.co/5UvUlzuOTj
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*Password looks at itself in the mirror* "Don't listen to Google. You are a strong, confident password."
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this is literally twitter
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my therapist: *facilitates a breakthrough* me: sounds fake but ok my horoscope: water is wet, virgo me:
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woman who manages a team of 10 and never misses work, spin class, a friend’s bday, or therapy: ugh IDK if this guy… https://t.co/DrukzAaw8W