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The person who wrote this, probably.
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And the guy who made this sign, too.
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Because Satan and Santa are NOT the same.
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And while you're bemoaning PC stuff, you probably at least figure out how to spell it.
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Sir, NOBODY is going to buy your meat. NOBODY.
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And a CHOCKING hazard? What even is that?
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The piercer who's hopefully better with a needle than they are with spell check.
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The hospital worker who's hopefully better at healthcare than they are at sign-making.
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The teacher who's hopefully better at ... oh FUCK IT.
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The supermarket worker who erected this fine wine sign.
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The butcher who sliced up this bacon.
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The man who decided this was a proper meal.
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And the person who deemed "qualifieded" is just EXTRA qualified.
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Whoever decided "Wensday" comes right after Toosday.
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The person who discovered Beth0ven is just Beethoven's secret bro.
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And the official who "postoned" the spelling bee.
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Maybe they'll hold it at the ... OH NO.
