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Putting the misery in menses.
BuzzFeed Staff
BuzzFeed Staff
Julie: Please let's never discuss "milady's foul drippings" ever.
Lauren: I've gotta see one of these strap on "secretion cages."
Julie: I can't read French so I'll just assume this is making a smelly vagina joke.
Lauren: Though I can barely get past the visual, it's "I'm like a fish in water." So...you're living life in your natural habitat?
Julie: Tampons are always stealing virginities.
Lauren: Idk, sounds like Lisa is kinda slutty.
Julie: Unmarried girls can use tampons but reading? Not so much.
Lauren: "Phew, all this time I've been inserting them the medically incorrect way!"
Julie: OMG getting her period makes her able to skateboard!? SIGN ME UP!
Julie: Can you trust tampons? NOT IF YOU LITERALLY CALL THEM LIES.
Lauren: Back in my day, you could get a whole dozen tampons for two dimes!
Julie: How many party drugs were done on the set of this commercial? ALL OF THEM.
Lauren: I heard John Travolta was on his period when they shot Saturday Night Fever.
Julie: He def was.
Julie: This ad says "your period will turn you into a harlequin clown."
Lauren: Is this the original manic pixie dream girl?
Julie: Yes. And she is terrifying.
Julie: Kotex was really all about the self-loathing.
Lauren: Yeah girls, stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Julie: Tampons, so great for blood-sucking vampires with absorbency issues.
Lauren: SO MUCH EW. There's a Twilight joke here somewhere.
Julie: This is so "Take my wife, PLEASE."
Lauren: "My wife acted like a human and wanted me to listen, IT WAS TORTURE."
Lauren: I'd hate to be in her wedgies.
Julie: Esp. because she has an "extra long face." She's clearly an elephant.
Julie: Girl, you're not allowed to have a bad day. HE'S AT WAR. KEEP YOUR PERIOD TO YOURSELF.
Lauren: Whoa, way harsh Kotex! Take a night off for cramps and suddenly YOU'VE DESERTED AMERICA.
Julie: Oh no! I've lost my daintiness!
Lauren: Because your body's natural rhythm is a real hygienic problem.
Julie: AGAIN WITH THE MILADY!
Lauren: I bet the girl in pink is still rockin' a secretion cage.
Julie: Geez, it's just your period, no need to get so aggressive.
Lauren: I bet Father Time doesn't have to deal with this hostility.
Julie: Stayfree maxi-pads work so well you can totally stick your butt in Jeff's face.
Lauren: And how!