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    16 Horrifying Vintage Sex Toys

    Guaranteed to cure your female hysteria.

    1. This ~fancy~ 1950s vibrator was called the Niagara Hand Unit. Woooooo.

    2. The Veedee vibrator helped cure colds, stomach ailments and ... farts.

    3. According to the instructions on the box, there wasn't anything this vintage Veedee vibe couldn't treat.

    4. Oh hey! It's just one woman vibing another!

    5. Doesn't this mechanical "massager" look like a weird hair dryer?

    6. Oh look, it's actress Colleen Moore using the Star-Rite Electric Massage Vibrator on her face.

    7. The Barker Vibrator was "invaluable after bathing or exercise!"

    8. Check out the ~bliss~ on that woman's face.

    9. This early Hitatchi Magic Wand is from the late '60s or early '70s.

    10. Suuuure, go ahead and use the Vibra Touch on your back.

    11. The Andis Vibrator "aids health and beauty."


    13. The Polar Club Electric Vibrator heated up the vibe market in 1928.

    14. How about this instant party doll? She's the LIFE OF EVERY PARTY!

    15. It's a vibrating electric belt aka a total nightmare.

    16. This one's called the Handy Hannah.

    Vibe on!