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    22 May 2020

    Boxer From "White Lines" Is Pure Sexual Dynamo And These 23 Tweets Prove It

    Somebody buy me a harpoon and a one-way ticket to Ibiza.

    🚨🚨🚨 Minor spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk! 🚨🚨🚨

    If you haven't already discovered Netflix's epic new series White Lines, let me start by saying you are seriously missing out.

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    Honestly, it's one of my favourite series of 2020 and I will aggressively shove it in the faces of my peers until they too recognise its glory.

    Set in Ibiza and covering two timelines β€” present day and the '90s β€” this ~sexy thriller~ follows Mancunian Zoe Walker, as she attempts to investigate who murdered her brother some 20 years earlier.

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    And so ensues a sex, booze and drug-fuelled adventure in the Mediterranean. Lorrrrd, let me live vicariously through you, Zoe.

    The acting is superb, the soundtrack slaps, but the crème de la crème of the series comes in the form of one Duarte "Boxer" Silva.

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    Played brilliantly by Portuguese national treasure, Nuno Lopes.

    And, before we delve into his pure, undiluted sexual energy, I will say for the record: His acting chops are out of this world, I'm sure he has as many layers as an onion, but good GOD has he got me feeling thirsty.

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    And I'm sure as hell not alone:

    1.

    Did I watch all of #WhiteLines in one go? Yes. Do I need a season 2? Yes. Do I want to run away to Ibiza and move in with Boxer ?? Also yes

    2.

    @CJSkuse So much potential. He’s the full package. I can’t concentrate on anything for thinking about him. A man who makes you lasagne at 4am from scratch but who will also gladly murder anyone who pisses you off. The actual dream. Sweating writing this #WhiteLines #Boxer #StandyUpSex

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    Never in my life have I been so obsessed with a character from a Netflix show as I am with Boxer from White Lines 😍😫😫😍😍😍

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    A new icon is born - #Boxer from #WhiteLines the mythic philosopher warrior & every woman’s dream bad boy πŸ˜…πŸ’— Thank you @NunoLopezTweets for sweetening our #IsolationLife πŸ™

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    Boxer from #WhiteLines is like the type of man you go on holiday & want to meet, fall in love & have loads of Spanish kids with, living in a villa in the hills while he paints u. Axel is the man u meet, a manc off his cake who thinks he’s funny cos he downs 5 shots in a row

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    Boxer is my favorite from white lines. I love some dark yet soft boi

    7.

    Omg Boxer from white lines have my babiesssss

    8.

    if you have watched #WhiteLines on #Netflix there should only be one takeaway from the show: get you a man that can love & screw you like Boxer.

    9.

    I’m falling in love with boxer 😭 i need a second season so i can see what happened to him #WhiteLines

    10.

    Raise a hand if the first thing you did when finishing episode one of #WhiteLines on #Netflix was turn to google to search who the actor is playing Boxer πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ Oh, hi @NunoLopesTweets πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

    11.

    #WhiteLines boxer πŸ§”πŸ»πŸ˜

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    β€œI like how you kiss” - Boxer 😩❀️ #Whitelines

    13.

    Binge watched #whitelines and loved it! Please give us a series 2 and more Boxer and his sensitive side πŸ™ˆ

    14.

    episode 8 of white lines and at this point I honestly couldn’t give less of a shit who killed Axel Collins I just hope Boxer finds the love he deserves

    15.

    After lockdown I’m going on holiday n finding someone like boxer from white lines I deserve it truly

    16.

    Ok, Boxer in his glasses #WhiteLines

    17.

    Adios amigos.....after lockdown I’m off to Ibiza 😍 #WhiteLines #netflix #boxer

    18.

    Just finished binge-watching #whitelines Best thing on #netflix rn. Does it make me want to get trashed in Ibiza? YEP. Do I want to marry Boxer? Absolutely.

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    Oh my god what I would do for a voicemail off Boxer whispering down me phone 🀀🀀🀀🀀 #WhiteLines

    20.

    Me whenever Boxer comes on the screen in White Lines:

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    Boxer,such a gentle giant,cant help but stan a man who isnt afraid to be vulnerable #Whitelines

    23.

    Binged the whole of White Lines in 24 hours! Hey @NetflixUK is Boxer still single??

    I need season two and I need it right now.

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