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BRB, booking my one-way flight to Adelaide.
^Me, revelling in the news.
They are leading us out of the darkness, into a bright future.
Fines will be handed out for cats caught outside during curfew and ~covert surveillance~ will even be set up to monitor suspected nuisance cats.
I once walked down my driveway to find a cat eating a lorikeet and I swear that bastard gave me the biggest, blood-soaked smile.
And while they don't want to "vilify" cats or their owners, something needs to be done to curb bad behaviour.
And I'd be happy to take up squatting in your residence.
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