“So that’s where Rubio’s backbone was.”
Wikihow has apologized for the “disgraceful” illustration, removed it, and promised “action to prevent future recurrence.”
“Damn right, we’re snowflakes. Winter is coming.”
Making it a grand total of seven continents holding Women’s Marches.
The DC Metro on Friday for the inauguration was deserted. On Saturday it was PACKED.
One Southwest flight even used pink lighting in the cabin as a show of support.
“I wanna look like a Harry Potter villain, but American.”
Their names are Thaddeus, Shay, and Tragically Cute.
“He considers himself a friend of the president-elect, but it’s not the venue… It’s going to be typically and traditionally American,” inauguration planner Tom Barrack said.
“Do they make a Priority Mail container in Size Tiny?”
Dan Nainan has told countless publications he’s in his thirties. He’s actually 55, according to reports.
“Sexual assault is not patriotism.”
Everyone’s just super busy that day!!!
He later allegedly said “it was a joke” and that he “couldn’t believe the victim was so offended.”
For the inauguration, 393 of 1,200 bus parking spots have been filled. For the Women’s March on Washington, they’ve already exceeded capacity.
“We have watched you grow from girls to impressive young women with grace and ease.”
The singer apologized for being “uneducated on the issues that affect every American at this crucial time in history and for causing such dismay and heartbreak to my fans.”
“If we don’t protect Americans like me, Americans like me will die.”
“In exchange for repealing your health insurance, Paul Ryan will come to [your] hospital bedside and dab.”