1. Fingerpaint.
2. Pet a dog.
3. Moisturize.
4. Jazz hands.
5. Wave goodbye to the haters.
6. Julienne a carrot.
7. Do your taxes.
8. Masturbate with gusto.
9. Spin a basketball on your finger.
10. Write a thank you note.
11. Eat Bugles off your fingers.
12. Play the air guitar.
13. Stage slap your worst enemy.
14. Hold hands with a hot person.
15. Kickbox.
16. Tell a secret in Morse code.
17. Draw a horse.
18. Solve a puzzle.
19. Lift weights.
20. Fix a leak.
21. Deliver a baby.
22. Peel some string cheese.
23. Tie a cool knot.
24. Wash the dishes.
25. Push the first button you see.
26. Write a poem.
27. Gesture emphatically.
28. Build a house of cards.
29. Let glue dry on your hand and peel it off.
30. Squish some silly putty.
31. Sing a song in sign language.
32. Fix yourself a cup of tea.
33. Clutch your pearls.
34. Snap your fingers.
35. Clap your hands.
36. Play patty-cake with a stranger.
37. Knit a scarf.
38. Crack open some pistachios.
39. Hold a balloon string.
40. Pick up the phone and call your mom.
41. Churn some butter.
42. Join a drum circle.
43. Make some shadow puppets.
44. Pick a flower.
45. Show off your yo-yo skills.
46. Hold a small, friendly pet.
47. Read a crystal ball.
48. Tie your shoelaces.
49. Do a magic trick.
50. Make a secret handshake with yourself.
51. Take up candle-making.
52. Read a palm.
53. Give yourself a pat on the back.