There's a whole world outside your bedroom, and you should go forth and bone in it.
But bear in mind: while some of these places are hotels (and thus totally cool to bone in), some are a tad more public. Use your best judgment, and for the love of vacation sex, don't get caught.
1. Hanging over Bavaria in a tree tent.
2. Huddled inside a glass igloo in Finland.
3. Deep within the Waitomo Glowworm Cave in New Zealand.
4. Under the ocean in a luxurious hotel suite.
5. In a hot air balloon over the dick-shaped fairy chimneys of Cappadocia, Turkey.
6. In a "tree house" in Bangkok.
7. In the tulip gardens of Amsterdam.
8. On a camel safari in the Thar Desert of India.
Book your stay at Hotel Garh Jaisal, and be sure to reserve an overnight camel safari through them. Desert nights are where the magic happens.