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PSA: You Should Be Eating Burgers For Breakfast

The REAL breakfast of champions.

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Listen up, everybody. It's time we have a chat.

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Burgers are a breakfast food.

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Yep, you heard me. And I know–you're skeptical.

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But that's only because of ~social norms~.

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It's the same pressure pizza so valiantly overcame.

Breakfast pizza, you are an inspiration.
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Breakfast pizza, you are an inspiration.

And it is time that burgers, too, break free of those shackles.

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#FreeBurgers

After all, burgers have all the ingredients of a balanced breakfast.

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You've got protein to energize your mind and body.

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Carbs to keep you full till lunch.

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And fiber for good poops!

And even some vegetables.

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It's basically a salad.

If you think a sausage and cheese breakfast sandwich is OK, but a burger is not, you are a hypocrite.

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They're literally the same and I'm sorry but you're full of shit.

Still not convinced? Just slap an egg on top.

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Boom, breakfast.

Better yet, some bacon.

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Bacon transcends meal norms.

Or put it on a bagel, see if I care.

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A burger may be just what your Bloody Mary needs.

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And are french fries really so different from hash browns?

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Stop lying to yourself.

Some progressive restaurants are already getting in on the trend.

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Burgers for breakfast.

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Join the movement.

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