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PSA: You Should Be Eating Burgers For Breakfast

The REAL breakfast of champions.

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Listen up, everybody. It's time we have a chat.

Burgers are a breakfast food.

And it is time that burgers, too, break free of those shackles.


You've got protein to energize your mind and body.

Carbs to keep you full till lunch.

And fiber for good poops!

And even some vegetables.

It's basically a salad.

If you think a sausage and cheese breakfast sandwich is OK, but a burger is not, you are a hypocrite.

They're literally the same and I'm sorry but you're full of shit.

Still not convinced? Just slap an egg on top.

Boom, breakfast.


Better yet, some bacon.

Bacon transcends meal norms.

Or put it on a bagel, see if I care.

A burger may be just what your Bloody Mary needs.

And are french fries really so different from hash browns?

Stop lying to yourself.


Some progressive restaurants are already getting in on the trend.