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    26 Ideas For Throwing The Boozy Tea Party Of Your Wildest Dreams

    It's three o'clock somewhere.

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    1. Be clear about your motives.

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    Show some love for your go-to drink with this cheeky tea set.

    2. Let your teacup do the talking so you can do the drinking.

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    Dainty meets sloppy. Buy it here.

    3. Tell the world.

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    4. Scream it from the rooftops.

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    5. And always have your favorite recipe close at hand.

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    6. Turn up for tea time with an Earl Grey-infused gin drink.

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    7. Or this chamomile honey bourbon cocktail.

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    8. Or this matcha mint julep.

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    (Or all of them.)

    9. And toss in some edible flower ice cubes.

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    10. Serve up a wheelbarrow full of cold beer.

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    11. Soak up all that "tea" with some boozy eats, like this doughnut bread pudding with buttery rum sauce.

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    12. And these watermelon tequila jello shots.

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    13. And these champagne and raspberry chambord macarons.

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    14. And these red wine fudgesicles.

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    *praise hands emoji*

    15. Naturally, you'll want to dress to impress.

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    This little number is from ModCloth.

    16. Don't forget the fascinator.

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    17. And choose your weapons wisely.

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    Like this necklace that does double-duty as a bottle opener.

    18. Blurry selfies have got nothing on photos backdropped with carnations.

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    19. Tablescape like a boss with whatever's growing in your garden.

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    Can't arrange flowers to save your life? Check out this beginner's guide for tips.

    20. Craft a killer centerpiece.

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    21. Once everyone's centers of gravity are adequately fucked, break out the cornhole boards.

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    Or an Alice in Wonderland inspired croquet set.

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    23. Or Snapdragon, if you dare.

    24. Send guests home with a DIY teacup ring that's cute as shit.

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    25. Or a bitchin' jar of homemade vanilla rum plum jam.

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    26. And definitely some hangover-zapping ginger tea.

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    Your guests (and your stomach) will thank you.