People who shower first thing in the morning seem to think that they're doing it right.
But night showerers know the REAL truth.
1. You can take your sweet time in the shower because you've got no place to be.
2. And then you get to jump into bed and bask in that post-shower cozy sleepiness.
3. It takes you approximately two seconds to get ready in the morning.
4. Which means you have more time in the morning for SLEEP.
5. And BREAKFAST.
6. You've mastered the art of making bedhead look sexy, because you do it every damn day.
7. It's so much easier to get your butt to the the gym when you haven't showered yet that day.
8. You never have to fight your early-rising roommates for bathroom time.
9. Which also means you never end up with cold water!
10. You don't understand how people actually get into their beds DIRTY every night.
11. And you basically never have to wash your sheets because you're always bathed AF.
12. You never have to subject yourself to the pain that is starting your morning all wet and bedraggled.
13. And drying and styling your hair first thing in the morning honestly just seems cruel.
Why would you do that to yourself?