You Can Now Speed Date A Sarcastic Pug And It Is Glorious

You never knew you needed this.

"Hot Date" is a game where you speed date the sassiest pug you've ever met in your life.

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Designed by 21-year-old London-based game developer George Batchelor (with music by Levi Pack), the game lets you choose from an impressive number of questions to ask this little guy.

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"It was inspired by my one-and-only, Barbarella," Batchelor told BuzzFeed. "We haven’t been on any actual dates (yet)."

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The game, which took Batchelor around two months to make, allows you construct some very specific questions.

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(Some of which would actually be amazing first date questions.)

Which lead to responses that range from the beautifully profound...

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...to the absolutely goofy.

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"Their personalities aren’t based on anyone in particular," Batchelor told BuzzFeed. "I took inspiration from sass all over the world."

Best of all, the pug gives some pretty great advice.

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"Had a surprisingly wonderful response from the game, people all around the world playing it and saying really sweet, encouraging things," says Batchelor. "It’s a weird feeling thinking about that many people playing something I made but also a good one."

Thanks, pug!

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"Hot Date" is available to download here.