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<b>In case you needed more evidence that this is the most profound children's cartoon ever.</b>

In case you needed more evidence that this is the most profound children's cartoon ever.

Who Said It: Helga Pataki Or A Pulitzer Prize Winner?

Only a plagiarized Emily Dickinson poem could beat this! (From "Phoebe Cheats.")

Helga Pataki

"Cowlicks, like fields of yellow corn/All the days of my week"

Sylvia Plath

"However you may sweat to hold such darling wrecks/Hived like honey in your head"

From when Helga thought she was dumb. AS IF. (From "The Aptitude Test.")

"Oh so shamed, my Prometheus/Wandering the dismal deserts of my tormented soul"

Helga's literary prowess knows no bounds. (From "The Little Pink Book.")

"Farewell for now, Heroic Prince/Our yellow love chariot has arrived"

William Carlos Williams

"The stain of love Is upon the world/Yellow, yellow, yellow"

Lisel Mueller

"Who need to think of love as a fixed sun/Impervious to our passing in and out of shade?"

Remember when Helga slowly got rid of every understudy so she could play Juliet and kiss Arnold? Wasn't that the best? (From "School Play.")

Helga Pataki 

"All my days have come to this/My secret heart, spent in﻿ one kiss"

Edna St. Vincent Millay

"I will be the gladdest thing under the sun!/I will touch a hundred flowers, and not pick one!"

Sara Teasdale

"If anyone asks, say it was forgotten, long long ago/As a flower, as a fire, as a hushed football in a long forgotten snow"

Shakespeare would be proud. (From "School Play.")

"And, though it comes from a pretender/Not me, but Juliet, the sender"

You Know, when she casually smushes bubblegum in the shape of her beloved's head, NO BIG DEAL. (From "The Little Pink Book.")

"Gladly I go now to see to your delicious face/Sadly, I stash my passion deep"

"Darling, all night/I have been flickering, off, on, off, on"

The real tragedy is that Arnold never saw these poems. (From "School Play.")

"Some way I could whisper my secret adoring thoughts, so this fever'd brow'd/Dare I even think it?"

A little poem for when Arnold drinks from the water fountain. (From "Helga's Love Potion.")

"Each morn, I see you bend to drink/From love's own crystal pool"

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Who Said It: Helga Pataki Or A Pulitzer Prize Winner?

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