24 Things That Happen When You're Drunk On A First Date

    As told by Tyrion Lannister.

    1. When your date suggests getting the fanciest, strongest cocktails:

    2. And you realize you've gotten too tipsy, too fast:

    3. When you feel your confidence inflate after two drinks:

    4. When you decide to show your sassy side and tease them a bit:

    5. And...you just told them one of your top 10 most embarrassing memories:

    6. When you end up revealing your whole life story way too soon:

    7. And when you let them in on your most existential thoughts and hope for the best:

    8. When you have a weird lull in the conversation:

    9. And you frantically search for the bartender because HELP:

    10. When you feel like you've failed this date and you'll never find someone you'll click with:

    11. When you gradually see that you're actually having a genuinely fun conversation:

    12. And you kind of want to keep hanging out!

    13. When you realize the person across from you is actually really attractive:

    14. And when you see that they feel the same way about you:

    15. When you walk back from the bathroom, feeling glorious:

    16. And when you try SO HARD to look sober upon your return.

    17. When you find out happy hour was over when you ordered and you are def out of cash:

    18. When you go back and forth on paying the bill:

    19. And when the tab takes FOREVER to close and you just need to leave:

    20. When you realize their apartment is only two blocks away:

    21. And when you both rush the hell out of that bar to get down to business:

    22. When you both wake up surprisingly not hungover:

    23. When you meet your friends the next day for brunch and exchange your respective date-night deets:

    24. And when you admit that all you needed was a little liquid courage: