33 Times Miss Trunchbull From “Matilda” Utterly Destroyed Your Childhood
“Sit down, you squirming worm of vomit!”
1. When she walked in gripping a riding crop and wearing an animal fang belt buckle.
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2. And when the first words Matilda heard her say were:
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3. When she cornered poor, adorable Amanda Thripp.
GIRL, RUN.
4. And asked her a rhetorical question that immediately made you break into a cold sweat.
RUNRUNRUNRUN
5. AMANDA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING???
6. And THREW a girl into the AIR by her pigtails.
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8. And kept throwing kids out of windows whenever she damn well felt like it.
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10. OR JUST LED THEM TO THE CHOKEY.
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AKA a more disgusting version of an iron maiden.
12. And OH YEAH, just hurled a few really sharp javelins for fun.
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13. There was that time her voice was literally too loud to be contained in the loud speaker.
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14. Right before she sat Bruce Bogtrotter down and made him eat a cake with “sweat, blood, and tears.”
15. And then dangled a really sharp knife in front of Bruce’s face because that’s normal, right??
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16. And who could forget when she SMASHED A PLATE over his head?
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17. She also had the most ominous one-liners.
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19. Or she’d go on chilling mini-rants that would remind you of how she was completely in charge.
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20. Even her eating chocolates made your stomach queasy.
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24. She also had enough strength to slam an entire row of desks against a wall.
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25. And the only booty shaking she ever did was RIGHT BEFORE LIFTING A CAR.
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26. Oh yeah, and she once jumped off the second story of her home in pursuit of Matilda.
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27. AND SHE LANDED ON HER FEET LIKE A MURDEROUS CAT.
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28. Speaking of cats, remember when she sent this little kitty FLYING?
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:(
29. Or when she emerged from her basement screaming like the undead rising?
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30. And then stormed through the bushes and DECAPITATED A STATUE?
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31. Like a shark near blood, she always knew what was up.
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32. And there was little chance of escape.
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33. Case in point: Miss Trunchbull was the most horrifying part of all our childhoods.
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Get it, girl.
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