13 Superstitions That Explain Why Your Love Life Sucks

    You're doing everything wrong!

    1. You've been sitting at the corner of a table.

    2. You avoid eye contact during a toast.

    3. You leave leftovers on your plate.

    4. You dropped a pair of scissors.

    5. You haven't counted enough white horses.

    6. You shave your legs regularly.

    7. You haven't sewn a swan feather into your loved one's pillow.

    8. You were a bridesmaid and tripped on your way up the aisle.

    9. Someone gave you a knife as a present.

    10. Someone swept over your feet while sweeping the floor.

    11. You were a bridesmaid three times.

    12. You've burnt some kind of bread product.

    13. You haven't eaten 100 chicken gizzards or swallowed one whole chicken heart.