1. Inform them of your riveting evening plans:
2. Hand them a form to fill out:
The Riot / Via theriotmag.tumblr.com
Art by The Riot.
3. Pull out a very comprehensive guide:
Via plumblossompink.tumblr.com
Art by Collective Action DC.
4. Tell them your name:
Aya de Yopougon / Via shadowwhisper123.tumblr.com
5. Put them in your shoes:
Tom Fonder / Via happyjar.com
Art by Tom Fonder.
6. Make this face:
Disney / Via rvidxrsofthepiff.tumblr.com
7. Display your charming side:
Charis Jackson Barrios / Via charisjb.tumblr.com
Charis Jackson Barrios / Via charisjb.tumblr.com
Art by Charis Jackson Barrios.
8. Direct them to this wall:
Via wechalkwalk.tumblr.com
Photo by We Chalk Walk.
9. State the obvious:
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Paramount Pictures / liveinselena.tumblr.com
10. Give them a friendly warning:
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Art by Chrysanthebomb.
11. Show off your new t-shirt:
13. Or your patch:
Via littlemissandry.bigcartel.com
Patch/photo by Little Miss Andry.
14. Or your badge:
Kelly McBabe. / Via betterthandarkchocolate.tumblr.com
Badge by Kelly McBabe.
15. Introduce them to some new role models:
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16. Be blunt:
17. Return the favor:
Art by Pablo Stanley.
18. Put up a few flyers:
Tatyana Fazlalizadeh / stoptellingwomentosmile.tumblr.com
Tatyana Fazlalizadeh / stoptellingwomentosmile.tumblr.com
Art by Tatyana Fazlalizadeh.
19. Give them a little note:
20. Do a little standup:
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21. Be brutally honest:
ABC / Via trescerocinco.tumblr.com
22. Sic your pet dinosaur on them:
Wendy M. Xu / Via angrygirlcomics.tumblr.com
Art by Wendy M. Xu.
23. Kindly escort them to the police:
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24. And, when in doubt, use a little magic:
Mallory Ortberg / Matt Lubchansky / Via the-toast.net
Mallory Ortberg / Matt Lubchansky / Via the-toast.net
Art by Mallory Ortberg and Matt Lubchansky. Full comic here.
