1. This one that’ll make you jelly you didn’t come up with it first.
2. This quick-and-easy pun to get you through the day.
3. This pun you will always love.
4. This sick beat.
5. This paper towel joke that’s anything but washed up.
6. This lovely bit of entertainment.
7. This unanimously-loved bit.
8. This dream that could only be dreamed.
9. This classical work.
10. This playful pun.
11. This ruff sketch.
12. This nourishing laugh.
13. And this self-aware message.
- A second wave of bomb threats sent to Jewish community centers brought the number of locations threatened on Monday to 29.
- Trump accused Barack Obama of organizing recent protests against him and leaking information from the White House to the press.
- Accounting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers fessed up to the Oscars oops that caused "La La Land" to be named best picture instead of "Moonlight."
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝