1. This one that’ll make you jelly you didn’t come up with it first.
2. This quick-and-easy pun to get you through the day.
3. This pun you will always love.
4. This sick beat.
5. This paper towel joke that’s anything but washed up.
6. This lovely bit of entertainment.
7. This unanimously-loved bit.
8. This dream that could only be dreamed.
9. This classical work.
10. This playful pun.
11. This ruff sketch.
12. This nourishing laugh.
13. And this self-aware message.
- Six people died and more than 60 were injured in a spree of gun violence in Chicago over Memorial Day weekend.
- After announcing he had raised $5.6 million for veterans organizations, Donald Trump blasted reporters for asking critical questions about the money.
- The show "The Biggest Loser" is under investigation following a report that its contestants were given drugs to aid weight loss.