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Ranking The "Game Of Thrones" Guys By Thirst

"Everybody on that show can get it." - Donna Meagle.

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Game of Thrones has something for everyone - action, adventure, mystery, romance - and enough hotness to leave us more parched than Cersei Lannister without wine every damn episode. We - two Game of Thrones fans who appreciate a fine man - decided to rank the guys of the show, according to how thirsty they make us. We each gave the characters a thirst level, and the average of our scores provided this ranking. So settle in and grab your wine - you're going to need to stay hydrated on this ride.
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Game of Thrones has something for everyone - action, adventure, mystery, romance - and enough hotness to leave us more parched than Cersei Lannister without wine every damn episode. We - two Game of Thrones fans who appreciate a fine man - decided to rank the guys of the show, according to how thirsty they make us. We each gave the characters a thirst level, and the average of our scores provided this ranking. So settle in and grab your wine - you're going to need to stay hydrated on this ride.

39. Gregor Clegane

Jenna: 0/10. That is not a mountain I ever want to scale. He's a monster.Julia: -1000/10. HE DESTROYED MY PRECIOUS PRINCE. Good arm muscles will not save you!Total: -1000/10
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Jenna: 0/10. That is not a mountain I ever want to scale. He's a monster.

Julia: -1000/10. HE DESTROYED MY PRECIOUS PRINCE. Good arm muscles will not save you!

Total: -1000/10

38. Petyr Baelish/Littlefinger

Jenna: -10/10. Nope. Nope. Can't do it. Sorry, Littlefinger fans, I know you're out there, and there are many of you, but this guy makes my skin crawl. All credit to Aidan Gillen (who is not unattractive in real life); he makes Littlefinger so slimey and disturbing. This guy is much more terrifying than almost everyone else on the show and he better leave my precious Sansa alone.Julia: 10/10. Jen. Na. Jenna. Not only does he have the kinkiest name ever, but he's possibly the cleverest character in this show, he's got a FANTASTIC mustache and a sex appeal you don't quite understand and don't really need to. Hello, Petyr BAElish.Total: 0/10
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Jenna: -10/10. Nope. Nope. Can't do it. Sorry, Littlefinger fans, I know you're out there, and there are many of you, but this guy makes my skin crawl. All credit to Aidan Gillen (who is not unattractive in real life); he makes Littlefinger so slimey and disturbing. This guy is much more terrifying than almost everyone else on the show and he better leave my precious Sansa alone.

Julia: 10/10. Jen. Na. Jenna. Not only does he have the kinkiest name ever, but he's possibly the cleverest character in this show, he's got a FANTASTIC mustache and a sex appeal you don't quite understand and don't really need to. Hello, Petyr BAElish.

Total: 0/10

37. Robert Baratheon

Jenna: 1/10. This jerk was enough to make you feel sorry for Cersei.Julia: 1/10. He slaps women and I feel like his beard is filled with turkey bits. I never liked him.Total: 1/10
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Jenna: 1/10. This jerk was enough to make you feel sorry for Cersei.

Julia: 1/10. He slaps women and I feel like his beard is filled with turkey bits. I never liked him.

Total: 1/10

36. Edmure Tully

Jenna: 2/10. Again, Tobias Menzies is not unattractive IRL, but Edmure is such a wet fish.Julia: 1/10. All I remember about him is that he's very visibly relieved to have a pretty bride. What even happens to him after The Red Wedding? And do we care?Total: 1.5/10
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Jenna: 2/10. Again, Tobias Menzies is not unattractive IRL, but Edmure is such a wet fish.

Julia: 1/10. All I remember about him is that he's very visibly relieved to have a pretty bride. What even happens to him after The Red Wedding? And do we care?

Total: 1.5/10

35. Varys

Jenna: 1/10. Another character that gives me mega spine chills, and not in a good way.Julia: 2/10. He pulls off ornate robes like no one else.Total: 1.5/10
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Jenna: 1/10. Another character that gives me mega spine chills, and not in a good way.

Julia: 2/10. He pulls off ornate robes like no one else.

Total: 1.5/10

34. Alliser Thorne

Jenna: 1/10. He's like a schoolyard bully who got older but never grew up.Julia: 3/10. I like that he has a sassy side. He keeps Jon Snow on his toes.Total: 2/10
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Jenna: 1/10. He's like a schoolyard bully who got older but never grew up.

Julia: 3/10. I like that he has a sassy side. He keeps Jon Snow on his toes.

Total: 2/10

33. Mance Rayder

Jenna: 1/10. I feel like he'd be really smelly. Like, every character probably reeks tbh, but this guy gives particularly stinky vibes.Julia: 4/10. He gets major points for the cool name and not buckling down under Stannis's pressure. Also, Wildlings just feel hotter than everyone else. They're WILD.Total: 2.5/10
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Jenna: 1/10. I feel like he'd be really smelly. Like, every character probably reeks tbh, but this guy gives particularly stinky vibes.

Julia: 4/10. He gets major points for the cool name and not buckling down under Stannis's pressure. Also, Wildlings just feel hotter than everyone else. They're WILD.

Total: 2.5/10

32. Thoros of Myr

Jenna: 4/10. The Lord of the Light must require all his disciples to be bangin'. He's no Melisandre, though.Julia: 2/10. He has strikingly nice eyes but I also don't really remember him. Whoops!Total: 3/10
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Jenna: 4/10. The Lord of the Light must require all his disciples to be bangin'. He's no Melisandre, though.

Julia: 2/10. He has strikingly nice eyes but I also don't really remember him. Whoops!

Total: 3/10

31. Roose Bolton

Jenna: 5/10. I'm sorry. I find him kinda sexy? I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THERE I SAID IT.Julia: 1/10. JENNA. This guy isn't even hot in a bad guy kind of way (keep reading). He's just....ugh. UGH. I'm so upset!Total: 3/10
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Jenna: 5/10. I'm sorry. I find him kinda sexy? I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT THERE I SAID IT.

Julia: 1/10. JENNA. This guy isn't even hot in a bad guy kind of way (keep reading). He's just....ugh. UGH. I'm so upset!

Total: 3/10

30. Jeor Mormont

Jenna: 4/10. He seems like a cuddly old bear.Julia: 2/10. He is working that fur but I don't really have strong feelings about his character aside from that.Total: 3/10
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Jenna: 4/10. He seems like a cuddly old bear.

Julia: 2/10. He is working that fur but I don't really have strong feelings about his character aside from that.

Total: 3/10

29. Samwell Tarly

Jenna: 3/10. Sam. I love you but you've got to stop with the sniveling. Julia: 4/10. Aw, Sam! He's a decent guy who can treat a lady right. I'd rank him higher but sometimes he's like a teeny bit clingy with Gilly. Total: 3.5/10
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Jenna: 3/10. Sam. I love you but you've got to stop with the sniveling.

Julia: 4/10. Aw, Sam! He's a decent guy who can treat a lady right. I'd rank him higher but sometimes he's like a teeny bit clingy with Gilly.

Total: 3.5/10

28. Davos Seaworth

Jenna: 4/10. He makes me want to take a sip, but not skol the whole drink.Julia: 4/10. There are older male characters in this show who you know were straight up foxes in their heyday. Davos is one of them.Total: 4/10
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Jenna: 4/10. He makes me want to take a sip, but not skol the whole drink.

Julia: 4/10. There are older male characters in this show who you know were straight up foxes in their heyday. Davos is one of them.

Total: 4/10

27. Renly Baratheon

Jenna: 5.5/10. He gets points for being one of the good guys, but I didn't LOVE him when he was on the show. Then Brienne's story about him this season actually made me really miss him.Julia: 3/10. To be honest, I've never found Renly that interesting in the least. His death via shadow is the most intriguing thing about him.Total: 4.25/10
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Jenna: 5.5/10. He gets points for being one of the good guys, but I didn't LOVE him when he was on the show. Then Brienne's story about him this season actually made me really miss him.

Julia: 3/10. To be honest, I've never found Renly that interesting in the least. His death via shadow is the most intriguing thing about him.

Total: 4.25/10

26. Lancel Lannister

Jenna: 6.5/10. I actually think he's hotter this season, even if he's a little bit crazy. OK, totally crazy. Ugh. This is what this show does to me.Julia: 2/10. His hair is amazing. Let's get that out of the way - it is truly a feat of human achievement. But he's easily one of the most unsettling characters in this entire series. I'm never comfortable when he's around.Total: 4.25/10
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Jenna: 6.5/10. I actually think he's hotter this season, even if he's a little bit crazy. OK, totally crazy. Ugh. This is what this show does to me.

Julia: 2/10. His hair is amazing. Let's get that out of the way - it is truly a feat of human achievement. But he's easily one of the most unsettling characters in this entire series. I'm never comfortable when he's around.

Total: 4.25/10

25. Tywin Lannister

Jenna: 5/10. The Lannisters seem to get their looks from him. But also their slightly evil tendencies.Julia: 4/10. Ok, so we know Tywin was a stud way back when, because, aside from his brooding evilness, he kind of was up until the very end. I feel like so much of his bad behavior comes from losing his wife, in which case, awwwww.Total: 4.5 / 10
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Jenna: 5/10. The Lannisters seem to get their looks from him. But also their slightly evil tendencies.

Julia: 4/10. Ok, so we know Tywin was a stud way back when, because, aside from his brooding evilness, he kind of was up until the very end. I feel like so much of his bad behavior comes from losing his wife, in which case, awwwww.

Total: 4.5 / 10

24. Viserys Targaryen

Jenna: 7/10. He was an asshole. I was so happy when Drogo ~crowned~ him (in a really disturbed kinda way). BUT as the seasons have passed, my memory of his awfulness has faded a little (it helps that so many, much more awful, characters have appeared), and what I'm left with now is mostly his prettiness. Whoops.Julia: 2/10. I always hated how he treated Dany, but that bathtub/dragon talk-foreplay scene is like, seared in my memory. Total: 4.5/10
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Jenna: 7/10. He was an asshole. I was so happy when Drogo ~crowned~ him (in a really disturbed kinda way). BUT as the seasons have passed, my memory of his awfulness has faded a little (it helps that so many, much more awful, characters have appeared), and what I'm left with now is mostly his prettiness. Whoops.

Julia: 2/10. I always hated how he treated Dany, but that bathtub/dragon talk-foreplay scene is like, seared in my memory.

Total: 4.5/10

23. Theon Greyjoy/Reek

Jenna: 6.5/10. I have a weird soft spot for Theon. He has done and said terrible things, but I have always felt sorry for him - even before Reek. He was in such a weird situation, just a lost boy trying to find his home really. Poor bb.Julia: 3/10. I think he was a pretty unlikable character from the get-go, but I kind of want to cradle poor Reek in my arms and tell him it'll all be alright, even if it won't.Total: 4.75/10
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Jenna: 6.5/10. I have a weird soft spot for Theon. He has done and said terrible things, but I have always felt sorry for him - even before Reek. He was in such a weird situation, just a lost boy trying to find his home really. Poor bb.

Julia: 3/10. I think he was a pretty unlikable character from the get-go, but I kind of want to cradle poor Reek in my arms and tell him it'll all be alright, even if it won't.

Total: 4.75/10

22. Hizdahr zo Loraq

Jenna: 3/10. Something about this guy doesn't sit well with me. This show has taught me to trust no one, and I really don't trust him. Maybe I should? IDK I just get a bad vibe.Julia: 7/10. I haven't read the books, so I don't know if this guy will end up being a huge shit stain later, but for now, hiiiiii. He is attractively calm but firm in his advice to Dany, and his color coordination is on point. I kind of ship them, I just decided.Total: 5/10
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Jenna: 3/10. Something about this guy doesn't sit well with me. This show has taught me to trust no one, and I really don't trust him. Maybe I should? IDK I just get a bad vibe.

Julia: 7/10. I haven't read the books, so I don't know if this guy will end up being a huge shit stain later, but for now, hiiiiii. He is attractively calm but firm in his advice to Dany, and his color coordination is on point. I kind of ship them, I just decided.

Total: 5/10

21. Tormund Giantsbane

Jenna: 6/10. Dat ginger beard.Julia: 5/10. He's the original lumbersexual. Total: 5.5/10
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Jenna: 6/10. Dat ginger beard.

Julia: 5/10. He's the original lumbersexual.

Total: 5.5/10

20. Barristan Selmy

Jenna: 4/10. He's so beautifully dignified. I want to drink tea with him.Julia: 7/10. Ser Barristan is such a great guy, an incredible fighter, and you can tell that he was the hottest dude around when he was in his 20s (though he has aged like a fine wine.)Total: 5.5/10
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Jenna: 4/10. He's so beautifully dignified. I want to drink tea with him.

Julia: 7/10. Ser Barristan is such a great guy, an incredible fighter, and you can tell that he was the hottest dude around when he was in his 20s (though he has aged like a fine wine.)

Total: 5.5/10

19. Bronn

Jenna: 4/10. Bronn is a delight. But I get the impression he has about 10 different venereal diseases.Julia: 7.5/10. Bronn. I love Bronn. He fights like a motherfucker, he fucks like a motherfucker, AND - best of all - he has an amazing sense of humor. Total: 5.75/10
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Jenna: 4/10. Bronn is a delight. But I get the impression he has about 10 different venereal diseases.

Julia: 7.5/10. Bronn. I love Bronn. He fights like a motherfucker, he fucks like a motherfucker, AND - best of all - he has an amazing sense of humor.

Total: 5.75/10

18. Loras Tyrell

Jenna: 7.5/10. Remember when Sansa turned into the heart eyes emoji the first time she saw Loras, way back in season one? Well, same.Julia: 4/10. He's fine, good hair. I'm quite indifferent towards him, tbh.Total: 5.75/10
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Jenna: 7.5/10. Remember when Sansa turned into the heart eyes emoji the first time she saw Loras, way back in season one? Well, same.

Julia: 4/10. He's fine, good hair. I'm quite indifferent towards him, tbh.

Total: 5.75/10

17. Podrick Payne

Jenna: 3.5/10. He looks permanently worried. I don't blame him, tbh. I just want to give him a hug.Julia: 8/10. I love me some Pod. He's a really sweet guy and let's not forget the, uh, rave reviews he got regarding his bedroom skillz.Total: 5.75/10
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Jenna: 3.5/10. He looks permanently worried. I don't blame him, tbh. I just want to give him a hug.

Julia: 8/10. I love me some Pod. He's a really sweet guy and let's not forget the, uh, rave reviews he got regarding his bedroom skillz.

Total: 5.75/10

16. Stannis Baratheon

Jenna: 3/10. I know you love him, Julia (and are definitely not alone), but I just don't get it.Julia: 9/10. I have a whole post - my magnum opus, really - about how Stannis is Bae.Total: 6/10
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Jenna: 3/10. I know you love him, Julia (and are definitely not alone), but I just don't get it.

Julia: 9/10. I have a whole post - my magnum opus, really - about how Stannis is Bae.

Total: 6/10

15. Jorah Mormont

Jenna: 4/10. Poor Jorah. He's beautiful, but he's a little pathetic.Julia: 9/10. There is no situation where I wouldn't gladly bone the shit out of Jorah, even now that he's all greyscaled. As he himself said in that episode where he saved Dany from drinking poisoned wine: "I have a thirst."Total: 6.5/10
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Jenna: 4/10. Poor Jorah. He's beautiful, but he's a little pathetic.

Julia: 9/10. There is no situation where I wouldn't gladly bone the shit out of Jorah, even now that he's all greyscaled. As he himself said in that episode where he saved Dany from drinking poisoned wine: "I have a thirst."

Total: 6.5/10

14. Sandor Clegane/The Hound

Jenna: 5.5/10. I have a really dirty crush on him. I hope he's OK.Julia: 7.5/10. "The Hound" is a strangely-fitting nickname, because beneath his rough-n-tough exterior, he has the biggest puppy dog eyes. Also, the actor, Rory McCann, is in the steamiest, most incredibly Scottish ad for breakfast cereal that could ever exist. You're welcome.Total: 6.5/10
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Jenna: 5.5/10. I have a really dirty crush on him. I hope he's OK.

Julia: 7.5/10. "The Hound" is a strangely-fitting nickname, because beneath his rough-n-tough exterior, he has the biggest puppy dog eyes. Also, the actor, Rory McCann, is in the steamiest, most incredibly Scottish ad for breakfast cereal that could ever exist. You're welcome.

Total: 6.5/10

13. Beric Dondarrion

Jenna: 5/10. He loses points for taking Gendry away from Arya and putting him in Melisandre's leechy clutches.Julia: 8/10. Any man who can pull off an eyepatch that well should be ranked fairly highly, I say.Total: 6.5/10.
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Jenna: 5/10. He loses points for taking Gendry away from Arya and putting him in Melisandre's leechy clutches.

Julia: 8/10. Any man who can pull off an eyepatch that well should be ranked fairly highly, I say.

Total: 6.5/10.

12. Ned Stark

Jenna: 6/10. Oh Ned. Too honourable for this world. I'd rate him higher but he makes so many dumb decisions.Julia: 7/10. I'll always have a soft spot for Sean "Boromir" Bean. But also, Ned's a solid guy who messes up sometimes but tries to always do the right thing. He's sweet to his wife (aside from that one cheating incident) and values his daughters as people. Plus, he can pull off a fur shrug veryyyy well.Total: 6.5/10
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Jenna: 6/10. Oh Ned. Too honourable for this world. I'd rate him higher but he makes so many dumb decisions.

Julia: 7/10. I'll always have a soft spot for Sean "Boromir" Bean. But also, Ned's a solid guy who messes up sometimes but tries to always do the right thing. He's sweet to his wife (aside from that one cheating incident) and values his daughters as people. Plus, he can pull off a fur shrug veryyyy well.

Total: 6.5/10

11. Ramsay Bolton

Jenna: 6.5/10. My thirst says 10 out of 10 but my brain says -1000000, so I'll meet somewhere in the middle. Ramsay is repugnant, but he's also Iwan Rheon, and memories of Simon from Misfits cloud my judgement. Julia: 7.5/10. I HATE MYSELF but... daaaaamn, Ramsay's got a fine behind, and seems like an interesting lover, until, you know, he murders you in cold blood. Also, Iwan Rheon IRL has the dreamiest singing voice. I still hate myself though :(Total: 7/10
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Jenna: 6.5/10. My thirst says 10 out of 10 but my brain says -1000000, so I'll meet somewhere in the middle. Ramsay is repugnant, but he's also Iwan Rheon, and memories of Simon from Misfits cloud my judgement.

Julia: 7.5/10. I HATE MYSELF but... daaaaamn, Ramsay's got a fine behind, and seems like an interesting lover, until, you know, he murders you in cold blood. Also, Iwan Rheon IRL has the dreamiest singing voice. I still hate myself though :(

Total: 7/10

10. Jaqen H’ghar

Jenna: 5.5/10. A man can get it. But I'm not into the robes he's rocking these days.Julia: 8.5/10. LISTEN. I could hear this man say "valar morghulis" aaaaaaall day. ;)Total: 7/10
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Jenna: 5.5/10. A man can get it. But I'm not into the robes he's rocking these days.

Julia: 8.5/10. LISTEN. I could hear this man say "valar morghulis" aaaaaaall day. ;)

Total: 7/10

9. Jon Snow

Jenna: 10/10. MY BEAUTIFUL BROODING BAE. He knows where to put it.Julia: 5/10. I like Jon Snow more and more now that he's coming into his own and has shed those perma-sad eyes a bit. I was quite bored with him in previous seasons.Total: 7.5/10
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Jenna: 10/10. MY BEAUTIFUL BROODING BAE. He knows where to put it.

Julia: 5/10. I like Jon Snow more and more now that he's coming into his own and has shed those perma-sad eyes a bit. I was quite bored with him in previous seasons.

Total: 7.5/10

8. Robb Stark

Jenna: 8.5/10. I didn't even realise how thirsty he made me until he was gone. Brb, crying forever.Julia: 7/10. He's pretty objectively good-looking, but, like with Jon Snow, I was bored with him until he eloped and married for love. That (and the sexy scenes that followed) were quite hot.Total: 7.75/10
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Jenna: 8.5/10. I didn't even realise how thirsty he made me until he was gone. Brb, crying forever.

Julia: 7/10. He's pretty objectively good-looking, but, like with Jon Snow, I was bored with him until he eloped and married for love. That (and the sexy scenes that followed) were quite hot.

Total: 7.75/10

7. Daario Naharis

Jenna: 8/10. I was so sad when Ed Skrein was replaced by Michiel Huisman. And then I saw his butt.Julia: 7.5/10. I liked Ed Skrein Daario more. Michiel Huisman is fiiiine and we all know it, but the original Daario seemed a bit darker and I was more intrigued by him as a mysterious sexy man who should or should not be trusted.Total: 7.75/10
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Jenna: 8/10. I was so sad when Ed Skrein was replaced by Michiel Huisman. And then I saw his butt.

Julia: 7.5/10. I liked Ed Skrein Daario more. Michiel Huisman is fiiiine and we all know it, but the original Daario seemed a bit darker and I was more intrigued by him as a mysterious sexy man who should or should not be trusted.

Total: 7.75/10

6. Tyrion Lannister

Jenna: 6.5/10. I'd love to get drunk with Tyrion. But then I'd want to get sober and Tyrion wouldn't. Not that I blame him. Julia: 9.5/10. Fact: Tyrion's season five beard is one of the best things to ever happen to modern television. He's also an amazing guy - hot, hilarious, brilliant, kind. And he's gotten some good reviews from his bedchamber companions. This is the one and only time I would LOVE to be Sansa.Total: 8/10
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Jenna: 6.5/10. I'd love to get drunk with Tyrion. But then I'd want to get sober and Tyrion wouldn't. Not that I blame him.

Julia: 9.5/10. Fact: Tyrion's season five beard is one of the best things to ever happen to modern television. He's also an amazing guy - hot, hilarious, brilliant, kind. And he's gotten some good reviews from his bedchamber companions. This is the one and only time I would LOVE to be Sansa.

Total: 8/10

5. Jaime Lannister

Jenna: 8.5/10. My problematic fave. I HATED him in season one, despite the fact he looked like prince charming come to life. But he has grown so much over the series, and I love his depth and complexity. I need him to reunite with Brienne. She makes him better.Julia: 8/10. Yeah, he banged his sister a lot. But he's also, well, I mean LOOK AT HIM. And the way he's treated Brienne has made me love him in ways I didn't know were possible. Total: 8.25/10
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Jenna: 8.5/10. My problematic fave. I HATED him in season one, despite the fact he looked like prince charming come to life. But he has grown so much over the series, and I love his depth and complexity. I need him to reunite with Brienne. She makes him better.

Julia: 8/10. Yeah, he banged his sister a lot. But he's also, well, I mean LOOK AT HIM. And the way he's treated Brienne has made me love him in ways I didn't know were possible.

Total: 8.25/10

4. Grey Worm

Jenna: 7.5/10. The ultimate strong, silent type. He and Missandei fill my heart with joy (which is a nice change from the terror and heartbreak it's filled with most other times watching Game of Thrones).Julia: 9.5/10. I feel conflicted because I love Grey Worm so much but I also love him with Missandei and that long-awaited kiss gave me new life. Also, Jacob Anderson is yet another GoT actor who can sing like a goddamn angel.Total: 8.5/10
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Jenna: 7.5/10. The ultimate strong, silent type. He and Missandei fill my heart with joy (which is a nice change from the terror and heartbreak it's filled with most other times watching Game of Thrones).

Julia: 9.5/10. I feel conflicted because I love Grey Worm so much but I also love him with Missandei and that long-awaited kiss gave me new life. Also, Jacob Anderson is yet another GoT actor who can sing like a goddamn angel.

Total: 8.5/10

3. Khal Drogo

Jenna: 9/10. He loses a point because of the way he initially treated Dany (which kinda makes me mad, because in the books he's much less problematic). But by the end of season one, the relationship he and Dany had was so gorgeous. The way he looked at her, ugh. And he was so fucking sexy. Ngl, I still think about Drogo A LOT.Julia: 8.5/10. I hated Khal Drogo when we first saw him. Any guy that big can grab a helpless girl and do whatever he wants to her. But when he softens and starts to love Khaleesi for who she is (a total boss), he gets a looooot hotter. RIP. But, at least there's this video of Jason Momoa showing off his arms while lifting a bunch of tires. Soothe your soul.Total: 8.75/10
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Jenna: 9/10. He loses a point because of the way he initially treated Dany (which kinda makes me mad, because in the books he's much less problematic). But by the end of season one, the relationship he and Dany had was so gorgeous. The way he looked at her, ugh. And he was so fucking sexy. Ngl, I still think about Drogo A LOT.

Julia: 8.5/10. I hated Khal Drogo when we first saw him. Any guy that big can grab a helpless girl and do whatever he wants to her. But when he softens and starts to love Khaleesi for who she is (a total boss), he gets a looooot hotter. RIP. But, at least there's this video of Jason Momoa showing off his arms while lifting a bunch of tires. Soothe your soul.

Total: 8.75/10

2. Gendry

Jenna: 9/10. SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE HELL IS GENDRY? Row back to us, you beautiful bull. Row back. Julia: 9/10. Yes, WHERE IS SWEET, PERFECT-PECS GENDRY??? He's been on a boat for like two seasons. BRING. HIM. BACK.Total: 9/10
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Jenna: 9/10. SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE HELL IS GENDRY? Row back to us, you beautiful bull. Row back.

Julia: 9/10. Yes, WHERE IS SWEET, PERFECT-PECS GENDRY??? He's been on a boat for like two seasons. BRING. HIM. BACK.

Total: 9/10

1. Oberyn Martell

Jenna: 10/10. The man is sex personified. Everything he said and every move he made was just so sensual, I was always left PARCHED. He was also legitimately good. We had so little time with him, but he made such an impact. My heart still hurts.Julia: 10/10. Oberyn is an established pro at sex, he's a solidly awesome dude all around, and he pulls off mustard-yellow in a way that feels almost supernatural. REST IN PEACE, SWEET, HANDSOME PRINCE.Total: 10/10
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Jenna: 10/10. The man is sex personified. Everything he said and every move he made was just so sensual, I was always left PARCHED. He was also legitimately good. We had so little time with him, but he made such an impact. My heart still hurts.

Julia: 10/10. Oberyn is an established pro at sex, he's a solidly awesome dude all around, and he pulls off mustard-yellow in a way that feels almost supernatural. REST IN PEACE, SWEET, HANDSOME PRINCE.

Total: 10/10

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