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The sweet, sweet truth.
2.
A pretty invitation to GTFO.
3.
"I'm leaving you" sounds better in French.
6.
As long as you're sorry.
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Honesty is the best birthday gift.
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Something we should all appreciate.
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The only thing really worth celebrating.
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The words of a true friend.
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Ughhh, fine. Forgiven.
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What's on literally all our minds.
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Sometimes you need to know your shortcomings in order to advance.
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We've all been there.
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We've DEFINITELY all been there.
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Shit never looked so good.
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What every menstrual cycle should come with.
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For all the Jennifer Lawrences out there.
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Sometimes you just need to know when to quit.
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* sips pumpkin spice latte *
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This makes everything better.
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A good cake mends all bridges.
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Irony is best served sweet and gooey.
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It's tough to contain the excitement.
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Apology definitely accepted.
29.
It happens to the best of us.
31.
The emergency cake we all need to have.
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It's good to get this out of the way early.
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Because you need to hear it.
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A cake only halfway makes it better.
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Sweet and right to the point.
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Can you handle the truth?
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Self-loathing binds us all.
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The best cake in the world.