17 Awful First Date Stories, Ranked By Horribleness

People are the worst.

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This is honestly incredible. And it’s obvious fate exists and you two were meant for each other.

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It’s more neutral than a chick flick and who doesn’t love Pokémon?

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Aw, he was really nervous :( Sucks, but far from the worst.

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Yeah, it’s not ideal, but it’s still fooooood.

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Ok, this is pretty tragic, but maybe he just had this weird idea of a cute arcade date that just went horribly, horribly wrong?

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At least your sister came with you! And Burger King is pretty top notch, as far as fast food dates go.

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Yeah, it’s insane, but think of the stories you’d have for your grandkids!

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At least the conversation wasn’t dull?

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Theoretically, this is almost kind of a teeny itty bit cute.

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Just keep reading…

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OOF, GIRL. SORRY.

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Pretty egregious, but at least there was food? And it wasn’t a strip club?

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THIS IS LIKE EVERY BAD DATE ROLLED INTO ONE.

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