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    A Definitive Ranking Of Foods To Eat After Sex

    Post-coital treats you don’t have to get dressed for!

    23. A Cigarette

    22. Smoothies

    21. Delivery Anything

    20. Coffee (Black)

    19. A Piece of Bread (Hopefully Toasted)

    18. Gatorade

    17. Popcorn

    16. Berries

    15. Tortilla Chips with (Store-bought) Salsa

    14. Easy Mac

    13. A Beer

    12. Ramen (from the Package, Obviously)

    11. Leftover Pizza

    10. Deli Meats

    9. Leftover Chinese

    8. Bagel Bites

    7. Candy

    6. Nutella (Right out of the Jar)

    5. Leftover Birthday Cake

    4. Chocolate

    3. Dino Nuggets

    2. Blocks of Cheese

    1. Ice Cream (from the Carton, Two Spoons)