Excuses for being late to appointments.
The sound of being sent straight to voicemail after a client fails to show up to said appointment.
Complaints about prices.
The sound of the phone ringing.
"You're sure you have NO available apointments?"
"How long am I going to have to wait?"
"Do you do nails and makeup here?"
"Do you take credit cards?"
"Can you tell me how long it will take to get from your salon to (insert name of restaurant)?"
"Are you still open?"
"I know you're closed, but… I just need to buy ONE product. I'll be quick!"
And, "I know you're closing soon, but would you be able to squeeze in a wash and blow-dry?"