1. You've probably been the laughingstock in the family since you were a kid.
2. You get unreasonably nervous when you have to shake somebody's hand.
3. You come close to having a legit panic attack when your crush moves in to hold your hand.
4. You find yourself constantly apologizing for having sweaty hands.
5. In class, times were tough because your hands were always stained with pen ink.
6. And the pages of your notebooks were always a little wrinkly.
7. You're basically a human magnet for glitter, confetti, and sand.
8. Some days, you can literally see the sweat droplets you leave on your phone screen.
9. To be honest, touch screens in general are a total nightmare.
10. And when you're finally in a relationship, you still apologize regularly for getting their hands sweaty.
11. Your hands slip and slide all over the place when you exercise.
12. Playing an instrument becomes a whole other kind of challenge.
13. And, if you like to cook, it's impossible to add "just a pinch" of anything.
14. And finally, you have Googled ways to get rid of sweaty hands more than once.
This post was translated from Portuguese.