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Check You won't leave the house without taking a peak at your horoscope.Check And sometimes you check it from a couple of different sources.Check You have a favorite astrologer.Check You have a tattoo of your star sign.Check You own clothes or accessories that have your star sign on them.Check You take a half-hour to read Susan Miller at the beginning of every month.Check You know your astrological chart like the back of your hand.Check And you know about the lesser-known positions, like the Chiron and the Midheaven.Check You can name at least three famous people who share your sign.Check You regularly tie events in your day to your horoscope.Check You've paid money to get your chart done.Check You've put something off because Mercury was in retrograde.Check You've been happy when things went well during a Jupiter transit.Check And you've gotten a little apprehensive during the Saturn Return.Check You love trying to guess the star sign of a person you've just met.Check And as soon as you get a chance, you straight up ask them what their sign is.Check You love helping someone understand their chart.Check You've given up on a crush because you had incompatible signs.Check You introduce yourself by saying what your sign is.Check You justify your behavior because of what your sign is.Check You also use other people's star signs to understand their behavior.Check You read horoscopes of the people you love to know how to deal with them.Check You tag your friends in astrology memes.Check You know the star signs of all of your favorite celebrities.Check You've bonded instantly with someone who has the same star sign as you.Check You've asked your mom more than once if she's sure about your time of birth.Check You embrace all the strengths and weaknesses that come with your sign.Check You get annoyed with people who don't believe in astrology at all.Check You were really upset when Pluto was classified as a dwarf planet.Check You take BuzzFeed quizzes regularly to see if we can guess your star sign.
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This post was translated from Portuguese.