14 Ways To Tell Your Jewish Grandma That Yes, You're Still Single This Valentine's Day

One for every day of February leading up to the big day because you know she'll call every single day to check...

1. It's February already!?!?!?!

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Brace yourself, it's going to be a long, lonely two weeks...

2. I already found my Valentine, it's your homemade Challah bread!

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This is probably the truth. And you might even get a special delivery out of fluffing her up!

3. I'm actually boycotting Valentine's Day this year.

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Yeah, I know. It's very admirable.

4. Valentine??? I thought you were taking care of that as my Hannukah present.

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Spin it back on her, make her feel guilty. But, caution with this approach, you're giving her the opportunity to set you up with anyone she wants.

5. It's fine, my roommates and I are celebrating together.

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And by celebrate I mean watch Jennifer Aniston movies and eat ice cream.

6. Welllllll, I had a Valentine in mind but he's not Jewish...

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Suddenly single isn't looking so bad, huh Grams?

7. I'm having trouble finding the guy from the deli's number that you gave me...

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This one might come up if you threw out #4. Our Jewish grandmas love NOTHING more than setting us up.

8. I've got a few matches on Jswipe though!

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If she doesn't know Jswipe, your explanation of it might just be distracting enough to make her forget about the whole single thing...

9. Welllllll, I would feel a little more confident around boys if I had a few new tops to wear out.

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Did I say there's nothing our Jewish grandmas love more than setting us up with eligible boys? I was wrong, there's nothing they love more than spoiling us.

10. But honestly, Ben & Jerry's pints are made for 1 not 2 anyways...

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And that's two Jewish Valentine's for the price of one! Can't say no to that.

11. No getting chocolates=No gaining weight

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...Except for when the entire candy aisle goes on sale February 15th and I buy it all for myself...

12. But don't worry, I've been doing all my studying down at the Medical School.

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This one will deeeeefinitely buy you some time.

13. I'm just planning on waiting until birthright.

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Wouldn't you be happier if I met a nice Israeli soldier anyways?

14. I'm practically dating you!

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How could I have time for a boyfriend when I'm talking to you on the phone every day?!