Why would anyone want to dress up as Bill Cosby??? The man is a serial rapist. Why not just carry a bottle of Quaaludes and wear a robe with nothing underneath? Huge bowl of NOPE.
The ending of the episode “Lisa’s Substitute.” When Lisa’s first crush, Mr. Bergstrom (voiced by Dustin Hoffman, of course) has to leave Springfield, and writes her the note that says, “You are Lisa Simpson.”
- julep "Dating While Christian"
My Daddy (who, before he retired, was VP-Controller of a major company, and is proudly Tar Heel born and bred) always said this about business dealings with non-Southerners who have certain preconceptions: “Whenever I have to deal with some Yankee who thinks the way I talk means I’m stupid, well, I just let him think that. Until it’s too late.”