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1. Kick Ass Managing Editor with fiery hair and spirit
2. A Weekend Editor who dictates what weekends are actually about
3. A Sports Editor who might as well just own the STL Cardinals
4. A Lifestyle Editor that managed to publish a Dissertation on Poop
5. A Buzz Editor that has more RT's than Twitter King Editor Franco
6. A Campus News Editor that can honestly replace Pitbull as Pitbull
7. An Online Editor that refuses to watch Netflix and yet is not only normal but pretty awesome
8. A Photo Editor that makes the newspaper look like a newspaper and not like kids drawing
9. Copy Editorz tha't sassily save uss from destroing our carirs with headlines spelling mistakes
10. A group of Staff Writers that is so diverse and plain incredible that they are better than Franiza (THERE I SAID IT)
11. Ad Managers that make Jordan Belfort look unemployed
12. A Circulation Manager that can deliver newspapers better than the First Lady can sing
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