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<b>“We’re very excited to see all the new ideas.”</b>

“We’re very excited to see all the new ideas.”

What's The Client Feedback This Time?

Wow! You really blew us away with these ideas. A street team with tear-away sweatshirts? So clever. So original. So fleek. Truly, this caliber of creative is why we got into marketing softgel vitamins.  
Unfortunately, the money went to making our video ads harder to skip. But maybe next quarter!

“The budget has changed.”

Ah! This timing is terrible, but we just got some news. Yeah. It’s not good. Unfortunately, we’re pushing back the launch of this product until we can prove it doesn’t make you think you’re Martha Plimpton.  
That’s correct. We have a lab with 39 test subjects who think they're Martha Plimpton. They want to know about their next appearance on The Good Wife. It’s a lot for us focus to on. So let’s just save these ideas, and maybe see if you can incorporate a nod to Raising Hope.

"Per a recent FDA ruling, this project is now on hold."

Derrek — the HR coordinator who’s afraid of wind — said it was “unnecessarily diverse.” Dan — a financial associate who legally cannot be a fire marshal — said “referencing the Louisiana Purchase might be offensive to French people.” Maurice — a media buyer who wears a fashionable cape — said “These ideas are kanvardian.” (She wouldn’t define kanvardian, but she said it with a sad face. I assume that’s bad.)  
As you can see, we can’t move forward with these ideas.

“Everyone else in the office agrees — these need work.”

Gah, I hate to be that client. But I’m gonna. Just not feeling this one. When you described this as “powerfully subtle,” I thought there’d be more happening. Also, I’ve always had a thing against above-ground pools. Sorry that I didn’t say something before you built an entire campaign around above-ground pools, but I absolutely loathe above-ground pools.  
Is that helpful?

“We’re just not feeling it.”

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