Steroid Olympics Top 5

If you were allowed to take as many Steroids as you wanted in the Olympics, which events would be the most exciting?

• 1. 100m/w Steroids

  

  It would just be so fast, and twitchy, and angry. World record being smashed with every round, the 100m for me would be the most exciting.

• 2. Long Jump/w Steroids

  

  The long jump would benefit by the addition of legalised Steroids. Yes it wouldn't be very fair, but they'd jump pretty far. Really far.

• 3. Weight Lifting/w steroids

  

  Weight Lifting would reach new levels. Like, who can lift the most audience members, who can lift a small apartment block etc.

• 4. Any Swimming/w Steroids

  

  Every Athlete on steroids would become an animal underwater.

• 5. Javelin/w Steroids

  

  The Javelin throwers on Steroids would mean the expansion of athletics stadiums. Not just because they'd be more exciting, but the distance of throws would be far greater.