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Which Stock Photo Of A Person Eating Salad Are You Based On Your Horoscope?

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You've worked hard to get where you are right now. You deserve that half-off salad coupon that McDonald's mailed to you.

We're really happy you made the choice to become vegan, but please stop breaking into our homes and feeding us lettuce in our sleep. That's messed up, Greg.

Greg

You're not really a salad person, but you make what you got work. Your doctor told you to go easy on the Cholesterol, but you'll be damned if you listen. You enjoy those 12 hard boiled eggs, Edith.

Edith

You mean really, really well. Unfortunately, you lack the proper anatomical knowledge to understand where your mouth is located. I'm sorry if that hurt your feelings, but it's the truth.

Christina

You are a thinker. When the waiter brings you the wrong salad, you don't get mad. You always look at problems from a different angle, good on you Dave.

Dave

Chelsea where is your Salad? God damn it you had one job. ONE.

Chelsea

You order your salads without onion. Always. It's a respectable choice, and that's why you're a natural born leader. You go Birtha.

Birtha

No amount of strawberries in your salad can release you from the pain within. Vitamin C your way out of this fruit salad, chum.

Phillip

You're no longer invited to the annual Christmas party and we all know why. Stop hiding behind the lettuce, Frank.

Frank

You're a free spirit! You're always the life of the party, even when you don't know who's party it is, and it's not even a party, it's a funeral - who are you and what are you doing?

Naked Steve

WHAT IS SO FUNNY ALICIA?   
We all know you only are eating that salad to appeal to the hipster youth.

Chelsea's sister Alicia

You rebel against your parents for naming you Francine by eating only salads. Nobody understands why you do it, but you just do.

Francine

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Which Stock Photo Of A Person Eating Salad Are You Based On Your Horoscope?

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